And another , I must be missing the water with all this bad weather

where do you find locations like that wel impressed, how deep is it

That looks like a smart place.
To Richie's question he finds these places in the far east when he has swimming holidays.

Danny.

Bit tricky wearing my arm bands I should imagine!

jeez, thats just crazy scary.... amazing how these people can hold their breath for so long, just amazing.

My word Zaide,you look like you're skimming the water like a speedboat in your avatar.

Nice one mr chairman.

Danny.

Ha ha - dig the subtle Avatar change!

Ask him why he changed my avatar !!

I got him and he is not best pleased so his revang is to get back at me using and abusing the power of the admin !!!! SHAME ON YOU
Danny did you get my text ??

I like old Duncan so I shall keep it on !

Just for Ref it was not me!

I did get your text mate,only I've done the exact same thing before only using the Samaritans number so I knew what was going on.
However I still must plot revenge for the attempted text.

Danny.

Mark mate, I know its not you, the act of revenge was done by a bitter person!!

By the way can I get my stuff of you please ? how much do I owe you etc...??

Drop me a line

Many thanks
#

Theres more to all this than meets the eye me thinks!

I dunno, you get a text from a mate who wants an urgent favour, so I ring him back on the number given, only be told by a nice sounding lady that this was the London lesbian and gay society, and would I like to speak to one of their advisors...

Well, suffice to say, we had a very nice chat for 10 minutes, and I've got a date next friday....


Andy

They only want you for your sewing

Zaidy wrote:Mark mate, I know its not you, the act of revenge was done by a bitter person!!

By the way can I get my stuff of you please ? how much do I owe you etc...??

Drop me a line

Many thanks
#

Lol,yes I've got your car ready for you,I can't remember how much so don't worry about it.
I've got some errands to run tomorrow but I'm hoping to go to the field tomorrow if the hurricane has moved on.
I'll give you a ring tomorrow Duncan.

Danny.

Lol,
Danny
Marty
Andy
Rich is not letting on


Still PMSL

Andy Sayle wrote:I dunno, you get a text from a mate who wants an urgent favour, so I ring him back on the number given, only be told by a nice sounding lady that this was the London lesbian and gay society, and would I like to speak to one of their advisors...

Well, suffice to say, we had a very nice chat for 10 minutes, and I've got a date next friday....


Andy

Classic - I like it!

This date Andy - male, female or 50/50???

Allan Warner wrote:This date Andy - male, female or 50/50???

New species Alan,
Tall ish,
Shaved head,shaved everything actually,
Loud,
Likes swimming.
Knows less than my mum about cars,
Loves a good ring stinger.
Hang on a minute,that sounds strangely familiar.

Danny.

Hang on a minute mate, that sounds like me
Tall ish, Tick
Shaved head,shaved everything actually, Tick (how did you know?)
Loud, Tick
Likes swimming, Tick
Knows less than my mum about cars,
If I was you I wouldn't say a thing about cars as you've been extremely unlucky with your hairdressers car (due to the large carbon footprint=smoking) which took the UK over its yearly allowance in the two weeks you had it and to make things worse you bought a car that use to belong to a Japanese girl racer (based on the amount of pink present all over the car).
So I am glad that I know less about cars than your mum

Loves a good ring stinger. NO TICK

Just remember grass hopper (glass houses and bricks- re-arrange to suit !!)




Over to you sun shine

So, Zaidy, Do you come here often?

Well firstly a carbon footprint is cool.(carbon is always cool)
Second the pink bits are not pink.They're opal fruits purple.
Thirdly.Actually there is no thirdly.I'm so sharp today I don't want to cut myself.

Danny.

Andy Sayle wrote:So, Zaidy, Do you come here often?

We will talk after your date mate

Mr Moff wrote:Well firstly a carbon footprint is cool.(carbon is always cool)
Second the pink bits are not pink.They're opal fruits purple.
Thirdly.Actually there is no thirdly.I'm so sharp today I don't want to cut myself.

Danny.

Not good enough Danny, try harder

Having said that cutting yourself due to being sharp is it the same as cutting your self falling out of bed in the middle of the night dreaming about carbon and suffering from memory loss

You little T#%T I'll get you the gloves are off and I'm gonna call in the A team for help.
Zaide smoke me a kipper,I'll be back for breakfast.
Can you smell it Zaide?can you?
That sweet smell of success.

Danny.