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    2018-07-07, 21:07 by Gary M Jones

    I was at the field today between 14:00 & 15:00 all on my own , good flying too. There is a dead sheep along the fence line towards the gate from the pits, I saw the farmer so reported this to her. I hope no one had plans for a BBQ Smile .

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    Post by Zaidy on 2009-11-22, 19:06

    WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
    when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
    date or not!!!
    We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
    that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date
    experience..

    There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had
    taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah ..

    It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had
    never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
    were headed home late that afternoon.

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
    realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
    hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
    companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
    point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the
    road, or it would be the front seat of his car ..


    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
    down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
    let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
    stood
    On the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
    gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
    relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
    bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
    firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles
    immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the
    icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due
    to
    The extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
    the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so
    long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in
    need of some
    Assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
    sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
    laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
    compose
    Themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
    situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

    Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the
    grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
    predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
    one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time
    Date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender..
    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
    hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your
    first
    Date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new
    meaning to being pissed off.'


    Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
    sitting next to her on the Leno show..






    lol! lol! lol!

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