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    2018-07-07, 21:07 by Gary M Jones

    I was at the field today between 14:00 & 15:00 all on my own , good flying too. There is a dead sheep along the fence line towards the gate from the pits, I saw the farmer so reported this to her. I hope no one had plans for a BBQ Smile .

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    Post by Brian Colclough on 2009-09-17, 16:38

    A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

    Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
    He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
    'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
    Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
    into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my
    porridge?!?' he roars.

    Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,


    'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you
    idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke
    everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was
    Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
    everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
    It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
    The newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.




    It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.


    And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs
    and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully,
    because I'm only going to say this
    once....


    'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F*****G PORRIDGE YET!!!'

    Brian Colclough

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