I had to share this one " Morning Sex"

> >
> > She was standing in the kitchen
> > preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
> > wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept
> > in.
> >
> > As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,
> > 'You've got to make love to me this very
> > moment.'
> >
> > My eyes lit up and I thought,
> > 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my
> > lucky day.'
> > Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
> > gave it my all;
> > right there on the kitchen table
> >
> > Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and
> > returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around
> > her neck.
> > A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all
> > about?'
> >
> > She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.
>
>

Nice one Zaidy,
Hope the eggs ended up hard boiled

I'm quite sure most would turn out undercooked

Got to be "sunny side up"