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2018-07-07, 21:07 by Gary M Jones
I was at the field today between 14:00 & 15:00 all on my own , good flying too. There is a dead sheep along the fence line towards the gate from the pits, I saw the farmer so reported this to her. I hope no one had plans for a BBQ .
> Young Paddy moved to Kent
> and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.
> The farmer agreed to
> deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he
> Drove up and said, "Sorry Paddy,
> but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
> Paddy replied, "Well, then just give me my money
> back." The farmer
> Said, "Can't do that. I went and spent
> it already." Paddy said, "Ok, then,
> Just bring me the dead donkey."
> The farmer asked, "What are you going do with
> Paddy said, "I'm going to raffle him
> The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a
> dead donkey!" Paddy said,
> "Sure I can. Watch me ... I just won't
> tell anybody he's dead."
> A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and
> asked, 'what happened
> With that dead donkey?"
> Paddy said, "I raffled him off. I
> sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece
> And made a profit of £898."
> The farmer said, "Didn't anyone
> Paddy said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him
> his two quid back."
> Paddy now works as a personal advisor to Gordon Brown
> in the Treasury
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