Fruit Loops

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
year schoolchildren, using a bowl of Fruit Loops, the cereal with the
hole in it.

He gave all the children the same kind of loop, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began
to say:

'Red............cherry,' '

Yellow.........lemon,'

'Green..............lime,

' Orange ........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all 'honey' loops.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:

'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes

He he he

flipin heck Zaid if this is the best after 6 weeks when are you going back

johnoxleydean wrote:flipin heck Zaid if this is the best after 6 weeks when are you going back

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her in the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. To which the wife responds, 'He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.'




They only get better, don't want to offend

Zaid you've been away to long ,6 weeks is a long time in joke land.I heard this one about 4 years ago...