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2018-07-07, 21:07 by Gary M Jones

I was at the field today between 14:00 & 15:00 all on my own , good flying too. There is a dead sheep along the fence line towards the gate from the pits, I saw the farmer so reported this to her. I hope no one had plans for a BBQ Smile .

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Post by Brian Colclough on 2009-04-28, 11:06

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly

Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'



St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'



'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'



'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter.. 'The hands have never moved,

Indicating that she never told a lie.'



'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'



St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved

Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'



'Where's Gordon Brown's clock?'

Asked the man.



St Peter replied, 'Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.

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