One for rugby fans!!!

Wiremu, a New Zealander, landed at Heathrow to watch the All Blacks and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.



" Hey doc, I don't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.The doctor gave
him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had prostate
problems, and that the only cure was

testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu



"I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!" The second Pommy doctor gave
Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal
was the only cure.



Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was
devastated but, with only hours to go before the All Blacks opening
game he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion
from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said
"Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness ey"



"What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different
answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut
off your balls. "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Pommy
bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"