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2018-07-07, 21:07 by Gary M Jones
I was at the field today between 14:00 & 15:00 all on my own , good flying too. There is a dead sheep along the fence line towards the gate from the pits, I saw the farmer so reported this to her. I hope no one had plans for a BBQ .
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BBQ ?
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BBQ ?
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over
at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!!
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is
feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little sausage?"
at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and
then went over to where his wife was working and measured his
wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the
barbecue!!!!
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is
feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one little sausage?"
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