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    Saturday 7/7/18

    2018-07-07, 21:07 by Gary M Jones

    I was at the field today between 14:00 & 15:00 all on my own , good flying too. There is a dead sheep along the fence line towards the gate from the pits, I saw the farmer so reported this to her. I hope no one had plans for a BBQ Smile .

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    Post by Brian Colclough on 2009-04-22, 17:28

    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
    She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.

    On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had
    a Wine Gum.

    He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the
    one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

    They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
    turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
    Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
    and Tic Tacs.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a
    trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he
    always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
    scream of Turkish Delight.

    When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie. She
    wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
    looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
    and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly,
    3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree
    had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!

    Brian Colclough

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