start your day with a smile

A mother and her two children are bowling along the motorway on a day out when they come up behind one of Anne Summer's artics out delivering to their chain of sex shops. An insecure side curtain flaps open and out flies an enormopus dil-do and strikes the windscreen of the young mother's people carrier, thinking to spare herself embarrasment she says to the children "my that was a big insect" then from the back seat seven year old Tommy utters to his mother and older sister " yeh I'm suprised it can fly with a d**K that big"

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